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'Glee' Recap: Getting Left Behind Hurts (VIDEO)
Post by Adriana VelezWell, here is the painful transitional episode we knew was coming. You know that breakup we were warned about? It happens -- and it's not exactly what I expected! We've got three...
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'50 Shades of Kale' Cookbook Turns This Nice Vegetable Naughty
Post by Adriana VelezWell look who's hitching a ride on the Fifty Shades pornwagon, trying to change her reputation: KALE. You know, the dark leafy green vegetable? Oh yeah, she's hot like Anastasia,...
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Kids Raised By One Parent Can Stay Out of Prison and Insane Asylums (It's True!)
Post by Adriana VelezOh the things I'll do for The Stir. Readers, I just sat through a debate on parenting between Michael Lohan and "Octomom" Nadya Suleman. That's right, two of America's most...
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Smart Women Don’t Want to Be Called Sexy and Other Asinine, Outdated Myths
Post by Adriana VelezNewsflash: Feminists can be sexy, too! Did you know? Deborah Needleman apparently did not. Over the weekend, The New York Times T Magazine editor sent out a tweet: "The sexy (sorry...
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Restaurant Makes 'Surprising' Discovery That Diners Don't Want to Eat Horse
Post by Adriana VelezThe owners of a New York City restaurant are just a little bit shocked that horse-meat is not a big hit with their customers. M. Wells Dinette has pulled horse meat off the menu of...
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Carrying a Toddler in a Sling Is for Martyr Moms Only
Post by Adriana VelezCan we talk about "toddler-wearing"? You know, the practice of eschewing the stroller and just carrying that damn kid -- who can walk now -- around with you everywhere in a sling?...
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Ex-NFL Cheerleader Pleads Guilty to Sex With Teen and Then Keeps Dating Him...
Post by Adriana VelezRemember the Cincinnati Bengals cheerleader accused of having sex with a high school student? Well, Sarah Jones has pleaded guilty to sexual misconduct and custodial interference....
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Frozen Strawberries Poison About 11,000 Children and Make Us Fear Strawberry...
Post by Adriana VelezFrozen strawberries have sickened over 11,200 people, sending 32 of them to the hospital. And the kicker? Most of these people were children. The contaminated strawberries were in...
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Twin Toddlers Put Themselves to Bed and Even Their Mom Is Shocked (VIDEO)
Post by Adriana VelezI've been watching this crazy video of twin toddlers who put themselves to bed over and over again -- because it's pretty damn cute, for one thing. But also because I cannot...
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Sally Field Is the Kind of Mom Every Gay Child Deserves (VIDEO)
Post by Adriana VelezGuess who likes Sally Field, I mean really, really likes her? Human Rights Campaign, who just awarded the actress their Ally for Equality award. Her son, Sam Greisman, had the...
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Hulk Hogan's Lover Heather Clem: 7 Things We Wish We Didn't Know About Her...
Post by Adriana VelezOh my, I have so many thoughts about this Hulk Hogan sex tape. Thoughts such as "don't want" and "no thank you" and "who the hell is Heather Clem, anyway?" Heather Clem, the lucky...
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Liquid-Nitrogen Cocktail That Exploded in Teen’s Stomach Is One Scary Drink
Post by Adriana VelezDoctors have removed a teen's stomach after a liquid-nitrogen cocktail ruptured it. The cocktail actually exploded inside of Gaby Scanlan when she drank it at her 18th birthday...
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Courtney Robertson Pretends Engagement to Ben Flajnik Was Real ... One Last Time
Post by Adriana VelezCourtney Robertson has some gracious parting words for her fans now that her engagement with Ben Flajnik is official kaput. "Thank you all so much for the kind words and for...
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Little Girl's Feelings Get Overlooked in Buzz About Unflattering Romney Photo
Post by Adriana VelezOh my lord, was this really necessary? A photographer captured one giant face-palm of a photo op with Mitt Romney and a group of school kids. Romney is seen bending over -- and a...
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Mila Kunis' Political Passion Makes Her Even Sexier
Post by Adriana VelezCall her the "Sexiest Woman Alive" -- but don't call her conservative. In Esquire's interview with Mila Kunis, the actress doesn't hold back on her political views. She's fairly...
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Americans Are Becoming Less Religious and That's the Real 'Good News'
Post by Adriana VelezWith all the political pandering to traditional Protestant beliefs, you'd think America was a nation of devout Christians. We are, aren't we? Surprise! Not so much. For the first...
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Lice Infestations Are Hell, But You Will Survive: Here's How
Post by Adriana VelezPsst, moms of preschoolers. You know what's coming, right? LICE. Oh yeah. I heard it when my son was a preschooler and thought, "Not my kid!" Somehow I thought I could avoid the...
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Wacky Pizza Contest Makes Presidential Debates Potentially Hilarious, But Not...
Post by Adriana VelezThese gosh-darned presidential debates, if only someone could come up with a way to make them more fun and less informative. Pizza Hut to the rescue! Not only do they deliver hot...
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Google Declares Romney 'Completely Wrong'
Post by Adriana VelezGot a moment? Google Image the phrase, "completely wrong." I'll wait. Bwa ha ha! You get picture after picture of Romney. Mitt Romney pointing, laughing, gesticulating, grimacing,...
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10 Tempting Things to Do With Nuts
Post by Adriana VelezDespite being a very serious month -- what with school starting and everything -- there's just something kind of nutty about fall. Maybe it's all those acorns piling up around us....
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