4 Foods That Cure PMS That We Actually Love Eating
Post by Adriana VelezYou know those people who tell you PMS is all in your head? They're assholes. And they're also wrong. Of course PMS is real. I know, because I feel so amazing when I DON'T have it....
View ArticleWhy a ‘Bring Your Baby to Work’ Office Sounds Like a Disaster
Post by Adriana VelezWe were all envious when we heard about Marissa Mayer's private nursery. Wouldn't we all love the same thing. Well ... maybe you can. A blogger recently suggested a solution for...
View ArticleRobert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Are Hardly Talking Now and We Know What...
Post by Adriana VelezRPatz, ever since you moved to Australia you never write, you never call, you never text or Skype. What's a girl to think? I'm afraid the bittersweet saga of Robert Pattinson and...
View ArticlePhotos of Sandy Hook Massacre Are What America Needs to Heal
Post by Adriana VelezSensationalistic documentary film maker and rabble-rouser Michael Moore has a shocking proposal for dealing with gun control. He says we should release photos of the slain victims...
View ArticleWoman Kicks 2-Year-Old to the Ground at Playground
Post by Adriana VelezWhat would you do if a stranger just up and attacked your child at the playground? Wait, is that even a question? Maybe it should be more like, how soon would you have that...
View ArticleWoman Gives Birth in Rush Hour Traffic Because Babies Don’t Wait
Post by Adriana VelezCan you imagine being in labor in rush-hour traffic? A woman en route to the hospital gave birth during the morning rush hour yesterday morning. (Why do they call it "hour," by the...
View ArticleNew Pope Francis I: 7 Facts About the Cardinal Formerly Known as Jorge Bergoglio
Post by Adriana VelezAfter two days of deliberation, the cardinals in Rome have selected a new pope. Argentine cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio is now Pope Francis I. As I write this, he is addressing...
View ArticleBread That Looks Like X-Rated Body Part Is All Kinds of Bizarre
Post by Adriana VelezBread and vaginas. These are two words we don't normally associate with each other. But someone went there, my friends. Someone went there. A convenience store in Japan is selling...
View ArticleKristen Stewart Has a Big Surprise Waiting for Robert Pattinson When He Comes...
Post by Adriana VelezCan you believe it's been seven long weeks since Robert Pattinson first started filming The Rover in Australia? Seven weeks that Kristen Stewart has spent away from her estranged...
View ArticleIf Gwyneth Paltrow Is So Healthy, Why Are Her Kids So Hungry?
Post by Adriana VelezGwyneth Paltrow has a new cookbook coming out next month. Yay! It's called It's All Good, only it's not exactly about "it" being "all good." She probably should have called it...
View ArticleRumors of Casey Anthony's Pregnancy Scare the Bejeezus Out of Us
Post by Adriana VelezYou guys, I can't believe what I'm hearing. The National Enquirer is reporting that Casey Anthony is pregnant with another child. Now before we all panic, this is the National...
View ArticleJustin Bieber’s Instagram Rant Has All the Makings of a Real Celebrity Meltdown
Post by Adriana VelezNation, the Justin Bieber Celeb Meltdown Alert Level has been raised to orange. I repeat: The Justin Bieber Celeb Meltdown Alert Level has been raised to orange. The kid just...
View ArticleCamila Alves’ Rough Third Pregnancy Shows Each One Can Be Different
Post by Adriana VelezWhile we were all busy admiring how amazing Matthew McConaughey's Brazilian model wife Camila Alves looked while pregnant, she was struggling through a truly awful pregnancy....
View Article11 Things Waiters Do in Restaurants That Drive Us Crazy
Post by Adriana VelezWe know waiters and waitresses work extremely hard and deserve our respect. I mean, most of them do. And everyone has a bad day at work. If I were to compose a list of things...
View ArticleThe Dangerous Ingredient Hiding in Your Toddler’s Food and What You Can Do...
Post by Adriana VelezDo you and your kids love those handy packaged toddler meals? Well you may love them less when you find out what's lurking in them. New research by the Centers for Disease Control...
View ArticlePhoto of Man Watching Adult Movies at Work Goes Viral: Do You Know This Guy?...
Post by Adriana VelezThere are some things you should never, ever do at the office: Clip your toenails, yell at your coworkers, and watch pornography. But maybe one day you have a toenail emergency and...
View ArticleKristen Stewart Plays a Dangerous Game With Taylor Lautner While Robert...
Post by Adriana VelezWell well, look who's spending time together again while Robert Pattinson is away. Kirsten Stewart and Taylor Lautner played at the batting cages in LA yesterday. Is Kristen...
View ArticleThe Ultimate Shamrock Shake Recipe for St. Patrick's Day
Post by Adriana VelezIt's almost St. Paddy's Day, and you know what that means? Well, for me it means shamrock shake season. Last year we did a taste test between the McDonald's classic and our...
View ArticleObama's Fake Mustache Fantasy Brought to Life (PHOTOS)
Post by Adriana VelezPresident Obama just revealed his secret fantasy, and it's kind of disturbing. While in Israel Obama said he'd like a fake mustache! "Sometimes I have this fantasy, that I can put...
View ArticleBreastfeeding in Public Is Vulgar, Says Childless Politician Who Wants You to...
Post by Adriana VelezThis month a Texas legislator introduced an exciting new bill protecting breastfeeding moms. Her bill would actually make it illegal to harass a woman who's breastfeeding in...
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