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Chef Admits He Cooked His Wife's Body and We're Afraid to Learn More
Post by Adriana VelezThis story is so gross. I'm just warning you now. If you're reading this while eating your lunch, please put down your sandwich and read this heartwarming story about eight kids...
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TV Reporter's Attempt at Cute Kid Interview Backfires Hilariously (VIDEO)
Post by Adriana VelezDon't you hate it when you're sitting in your stroller at the harvest festival, eating your wedge of cantaloupe and mulling over the Federal Reserve's purchase of mortgage-backed...
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6 Ways to Celebrate Kristen and Rob's Joyful Miracle Post-Cheating Reunion
Post by Adriana VelezYou guys, it's happening: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are getting back together according to everyone. And by everyone we mean People, Us Weekly, E! Online, even CBS News!...
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Jesus Mentions 'Wife' in Newfound Artifact and Our Minds Are Blown
Post by Adriana VelezFor about as long as Christianity has been in existence, Jesus has usually been considered celibate. An unmarried, chaste, monk-like, bachelor kind of guy. Definitely not doing the...
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Man Bites Into Fried Chicken Sandwich and Gets a Raw Mouthful
Post by Adriana VelezImagine you're at a fast food restaurant and you bite into your fried chicken sandwich. It's kind of rubbery and hard to swallow. You look down and -- OH DEAR LORD THE CHICKEN IS...
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Big Spinach Recall May Make You Toss Your Salad
Post by Adriana VelezWelp, it's been a few weeks since our last greens recall and you know what that means: Time for a new greens recall! This time it's spinach. Kroger is recalling its spinach in 15...
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Fiona Apple's Hashish Arrest Turns 'Criminal' Into Her Perfect Theme Song
Post by Adriana VelezSad news, Apple fans in Austin: Fiona Apple was arrested for drug possession yesterday near the Mexican border in Sierra Blanca, Texas. Police say they found hashish, a more potent...
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Scott Disick Wears Sweatpants in Public and It's a Sign of the Apocalypse
Post by Adriana VelezMy eyes, my eyes! Scott Disick has been photographed wearing sweatpants. I repeat: Scott "pocket square" Disick, spotted wearing honest-to-god sweatpants. Not only that: He was...
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Mitt Romney Goes Brownface to Appeal to Latino Voters (VIDEO)
Post by Adriana VelezOkay, we're not saying Mitt Romney did spray-tan right before appearing on Latino network Univision. But ... it sure looks like Mitt Romney did spray-tan right before appearing on...
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8 Adorable Ways Toddlers Use Kitchens Like a Playground (PHOTOS)
Post by Adriana VelezTo you, it's the kitchen, the place where you make food. Or at least pull it out of the freezer and nuke it. It's filled with gadgets, a hot stove, sharp knives, and a whole host...
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Tipping Just Got a Whole Lot More Expensive
Post by Adriana VelezWhat do you consider a good tip? Something around 15 to 20 percent, right? Depending on the service? And if the wait staff goes above and beyond the usual you leave even more....
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Chocolate Chocolate-Chip Cookies So Good You'll Faint
Post by Adriana VelezCheck out these decadent chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. It's everything you want out of a chocolate-chip cookie, and more! This is a cookie for people who are serious about...
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New Extended 'Les Miserables' Trailer Will Leave You Breathless and in Tears...
Post by Adriana VelezMeet my new obsession: The extended trailer for the movie Les Misérables. You've seen us talking about its star, Anne Hathaway, and how skinny and shorn she'd gotten for her role...
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Voter ID Laws Rob Grandma and 5 Million Others of Their Legit Vote (VIDEO)
Post by Adriana VelezOnce upon a time in America, only land-owning men could vote. But then we decided that wasn't quite fair, so we eventually made voting the right of every citizen 18 years and...
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Football Star Spends Mind-Boggling Amount at Cheesecake Factory and We Want...
Post by Adriana VelezI don't know a damn thing about football, but I do know this: You have to be some kind of creative to spend $5,000 a week at the Cheesecake Factory. That's how much folks in...
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Judgey Moms Are Here to Stay and Here's Why (VIDEO)
Post by Adriana VelezAre you a judgey mom? Do you judge other moms? Ever indulge in judgey judgitude on the playground or at school drop-off or when you watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo? Well, as Clairee...
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Moving Vans Outside Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's House Mean...
Post by Adriana VelezJust in case you don't believe the victory story of the year, that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are back in L-O-V-E, here are moving vans for proof. They've been spotted...
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Anne Hathaway's Dream Wedding Brings Romance Back to Life (VIDEO)
Post by Adriana VelezAll those cheating scandals got you down? Feeling a little like Love is Dead these days? Well cheer up. Anne Hathaway married her sweetheart Adam Schulman this weekend in Big Sur....
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Lotto-Winning Welfare Queen Dies Mysteriously and Brings Out the Haters (VIDEO)
Post by Adriana VelezOh if ever there was a story to feed the flames of welfare-recipient hatred, it's this. A Michigan woman who won a million dollars from the lottery and was still receiving $200 a...
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'Revenge' Recap: Season 2 Premiere and the Whole Psycho Gang Is Back...
Post by Adriana VelezYou guys, Revenge is back! Yay, second season, finally! So where'd we leave off? Oh yeah, Victoria got on a plane and the plane crashed, along with all the evidence needed to...
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