Rupert Sanders Calls Kristen Stewart His 'Worst Mistake' (VIDEO)
Post by Adriana VelezWord has it these days Rupert Sanders is telling all of the friends he has left that messing around with Kristen Stewart was "the worst mistake of my life." Oh, it never feels like...
View ArticleJared Lee Loughner's Guilty Plea in the Arizona Shooting Case Shines Light on...
Post by Adriana VelezArizona shooter Jared Lee Loughner just pleaded guilty for the Tucson rampage that killed six people and injured 12 others, including then-Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords. The...
View ArticleYour Kitchen Is a Danger Zone: Don't Make These Mistakes
Post by Adriana VelezSo I was perusing this fun little post on Six Common Kitchen Injuries today. Emergency Room professionals were asked what kinds of kitchen injuries they see most often -- and what...
View ArticleFans Protect Themselves at Baseball Game and Leave Little Boy to Fend for...
Post by Adriana VelezThis week, in Exemplary Caretaker News, we have the couple who ducked away from a flying baseball when it came roaring at a helpless toddler. You have to see this. White Sox hitter...
View ArticleMake Your Own Slurpees at Home When It's Too Hot to Go to 7-11
Post by Adriana VelezIt's the classic Slurpee conundrum: It's blazing hot and you're thirsty for a Slurpee -- but it's just too darn hot go get into your car and drive to 7-Eleven. What to do? I have...
View ArticleKristin Cavallari's Baby Is Here and We're Loving the Name
Post by Adriana VelezHappy news: Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler welcomed a healthy little boy into the world this morning. This is the first child for the engaged couple. The Hills star Kristin and...
View ArticleMan Charged With Breaking Into Homes and Orally Assaulting Sleeping Men (VIDEO)
Post by Adriana VelezA 27-year-old Pennsylvania man has been accused of sexually assaulting at least three men. Allegedly he's been stalking his victims, breaking into their homes, and giving them blow...
View ArticleRupert Sanders' Wife Shows More Courage Than Robert Pattinson
Post by Adriana VelezHope springs eternal for our favorite philanderer, Rupert Sanders! The one-time Kristen Stewart trifle du jour (or so we've been told) was spotted yesterday meeting his wife,...
View ArticleJesus Appears in Man's Taco in Another Food Miracle
Post by Adriana Velez80-year-old Edward Garza was just expecting a breakfast taco when he opened a foil-wrapped package at his senior center in Texas. But what he got instead looked -- to him -- like...
View ArticlePapa John's Blames Obamacare for Raising Prices on Pizza
Post by Adriana VelezAre you a Papa John's pizza fan? Get ready to shell out about 11-14 cents extra per pizza. CEO John Schnatter says thanks to Obamacare he now has to actually provide his employees...
View ArticleSusan G. Komen Founder and CEO Steps Down From the Organization's Sinking Ship
Post by Adriana VelezIt's been months since the big Planned Parenthood controversy, but Susan G. Komen for the Cure is still shuddering with aftershocks. Yesterday the organization's founder and CEO...
View ArticleKristen Stewart Should Come Out of Hiding and Embrace Her Flawed Self
Post by Adriana VelezIs Kristen Stewart becoming the next Howard Hughes-like celebrity recluse? Radar says she won't be on the red carpet August 16 when On the Road premieres in London. A source...
View ArticleNew 'Honey Boo Boo' Show Is Going to Turn Alana Thompson Into Lindsay Lohan...
Post by Adriana VelezLord have mercy, Honey Boo Boo Child is back and she's brought her whole family with her. You may recall (with a shudder) Alana Thompson, the go-go-juice-fuled youngster from the...
View Article6 Scrumptious Things to Do With Fresh Corn
Post by Adriana VelezSummertime! It's hotter than Satan's breath around here, but at least we have corn. Fresh cobs of sweet, juicy corn. And if you love picking stuff out of your teeth as much as I...
View ArticleMan Scores 650 Foreclosed Homes Like He's Playing Monopoly
Post by Adriana VelezA few Michigan residents thought they might be able to score a deal when the state auctioned off a few hundred houses that had gone into foreclosure. All they had to do is pay the...
View Article6 Easy Hairstyles to Help Your Kids Rock the First Day of School
Post by Adriana VelezWhat could make the first day of school extra special? Maybe an extra-special hairdo! It's all about braids, fauxhawks, glitter, and hair mascara this year. And there are so many...
View ArticleAbuse of Circus Animals Won't Keep My Kid Out of the Big Top
Post by Adriana VelezMommy will you take me to the circus? Flying acrobats, clowns, lion tamers, and animal abuse -- oh my! I've never wanted to take my son to the circus. Every time the circus comes...
View ArticleChocolate Chip Cookie Icebox Cake Dripping With Nutella
Post by Adriana VelezIf you ask me, we really should be eating more Nutella. Maybe not for breakfast, exactly. But for dessert, definitely. I still do not understand why Oreo has not collaborated with...
View ArticleCops' Intrusive Search of Mom on Roadside Includes ... Tampon Removal?
Post by Adriana VelezThis has got to be the mother of all strip-and-search horror stories. A Florida mom was allegedly strip searched not once but twice in full view of passing motorists and her two...
View ArticleTerrible Tippers Outed on Website -- Are You on the List?
Post by Adriana VelezChintzy tippers beware: Waiters and delivery drivers are naming names on a website. LousyTippers.com is a list of customers who have left small or no tips. Stiffed workers in the...
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