Post by Adriana Velez
If you're gonna sue Justin Bieber, it had better be for a darn good reason. And it looks like this plaintiff has several. TMZ reports that a man claiming to be Selena Gomez's father is suing Bieber for stealing his credit card to pay for a penis enlargement. Also on the list of complaints: Cheating on Selena with Madonna, Ke$ha, and Penelope Cruz. And that's your first clue that this is probably the lawsuit of a total lunatic. They had me with the penis enlargement, but Penelope Cruz?!? Yeah right! Oh I'm kidding. Of course Justin can afford his own penis enlargement. (Do you really think ...? Nah!) Anyway, there's more cray cray where that came from. The un-named Michigan man accused Justin of a whole array of bizarre misdeeds. Roll out your Canadian bearskin rugs for this one, folks!Image may be NSFW.
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If you're gonna sue Justin Bieber, it had better be for a darn good reason. And it looks like this plaintiff has several. TMZ reports that a man claiming to be Selena Gomez's father is suing Bieber for stealing his credit card to pay for a penis enlargement. Also on the list of complaints: Cheating on Selena with Madonna, Ke$ha, and Penelope Cruz. And that's your first clue that this is probably the lawsuit of a total lunatic. They had me with the penis enlargement, but Penelope Cruz?!? Yeah right! Oh I'm kidding. Of course Justin can afford his own penis enlargement. (Do you really think ...? Nah!) Anyway, there's more cray cray where that came from. The un-named Michigan man accused Justin of a whole array of bizarre misdeeds. Roll out your Canadian bearskin rugs for this one, folks!Image may be NSFW.
Clik here to view.
