Post by Adriana Velez
Poor Prince Harry, out of the scalding cauldron of the Vegas nakey scandal and into the clutches of terrorist organization the Taliban! Now that Harry is back on duty in Afghanistan, the Taliban says they'll attempt to either kidnap or assassinate Captain Wales while he's there. And no, this is not a tabloid rumor. It's for real -- they're calling it "Harry Operations." A Taliban spokesman said this morning, "We are using all our strength to get rid of him, either by killing or kidnapping. We have informed our commanders in Helmand to do whatever they can to eliminate him." Ptthh, good luck with that, Taliban. Look, if the British can't contain Harry and his merry band of Vegas floozies, you haven't a chance in hell. And if the Queen herself can't scare Harry, he's certainly not going to be intimidated by a rag-tag band of terrorists. Anyway, Taliban, are you sure you really want this guy?![]()
Poor Prince Harry, out of the scalding cauldron of the Vegas nakey scandal and into the clutches of terrorist organization the Taliban! Now that Harry is back on duty in Afghanistan, the Taliban says they'll attempt to either kidnap or assassinate Captain Wales while he's there. And no, this is not a tabloid rumor. It's for real -- they're calling it "Harry Operations." A Taliban spokesman said this morning, "We are using all our strength to get rid of him, either by killing or kidnapping. We have informed our commanders in Helmand to do whatever they can to eliminate him." Ptthh, good luck with that, Taliban. Look, if the British can't contain Harry and his merry band of Vegas floozies, you haven't a chance in hell. And if the Queen herself can't scare Harry, he's certainly not going to be intimidated by a rag-tag band of terrorists. Anyway, Taliban, are you sure you really want this guy?