Post by Adriana Velez.
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I admit, I'm a total liar -- when I'm grocery shopping, anyway. Upholder of truth in every other occasion, something about buying food turns me into the biggest self-deceiving, pants-on-fire, in-denial fibber around. Why is that? Well, I'm not the only one -- because here are some of the most ridiculous lies moms tell in the grocery store.
I'm sure you've never muttered any of these to yourself while pushing a shopping cart through the produce aisle ...
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