Finally picked a date for your wedding? You could send out a save-the-date email to all your friends and family ... if you're a boring, normal person, that is. Or, you could create the most epic wedding save-the-date video ever known to Bridekind. Witness Bambo Obaro and Janice Jentz's "Boss Wedding" save-the-date video. Basically they produced the trailer to their own wedding. And yes, those are their real names. Bambo and Janice are lawyers, which in no way explains the mad artistry you're about to watch.
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Okay! So. Some thoughts.
Isn't it amazing what you can do when you pool two lawyers' bonus money together? I mean, they can always buy a home together next year.
Interesting sartorial note: If you're wearing a tux in a helicopter, go all the way and put in some diamond stud earrings. Big-ass rocks.
Why does Bambo get a helicopter ride, but then drive himself the rest of the way? If you're wearing diamond studs in a helicopter to your wedding, either have a driver waiting for you or, even better, climb a rope ladder down from the helicopter to the wedding venue.
Why is Bambo bringing the engagement ring to the wedding? Shouldn't he have already given Janice that? Unless her wedding band is also a solitaire, which is just going to look weird next to the engagement ring.
I guess they're getting married at a nightclub with Bollywood dancers, which sounds like a cool theme. But in that case, the exposed brick needs to go. That just does not work. I don't care if this is taking place in San Francisco. Amirite? Anyone else notice that? No? Okay, forget it.
What the hell is happening at this wedding to warrant a rating of PG-13?
This video is totally reminding me of a certain high-profile celebrity couple. I wish I could remember their names! Something starting with the letter K ... ???
If this is the wedding trailer, I can't wait to see the actual wedding. You guys have my address, right Bambo and Janice? I'll be expecting my invitation shortly.
And if the wedding is even more spectacular than the trailer, I sure hope the marriage itself is BEYOND. Like, Bambo is going to unload the dishwasher without being asked 10,000 times in a row. There will be more oral sex for both of these two people than there are stars in the sky. They will talk about their feelings, openly, and their souls will intertwine in a way that feeds them and allows them to grow as people and feels not at all claustrophobic. Oh my God, this marriage will be a shining example of what the institution can be for hundreds of years to follow.
You know, everyone is talking about how tacky this video is. But I think, hey, it's your wedding. Do whatever you want. Just remember, a wedding is for your friends and family. It's not all about y-- oh, never mind.
What do you think about this wedding save-the-date video?
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