So Kanye West -- he loves the spotlight, he hates the spotlight. He wants our validation, he wants us to QUIT TAKING HIS PICTURE. What are we gonna do with this guy? In a lengthily (thank you, Yeezus) interview in the New York Times Kanye says many, many things that we could discuss. But let's zero in on the juiciest bits -- like why he won't go on Keeping Up With the Kardashianseven though he did that one time.
Yeah, and about that one time? It came from a place of love. "That was from a place of love." (See? I told you.) "It's not that I have an issue with the show; I just have an issue with the amount of backlash that I get. Because I just see like, an amazing person that I'm in love with that I want to help." FYI, during his appearance on the show he was helping Kim Kardashian pick out some clothes. He was just trying to help her! And you know how helpful Kanye has been at helping Kim pick out clothes. Need I remind you, backlashers?
Anyway, Kanye also doesn't want his baby on the show, and when he puts it this way he actually makes sense: "I just don't want to talk to America about my family. Like, this is my baby. This isn't America's baby." Yeah, Kanye! It's your baby. That's right. You shouldn't have to talk about your baby on TV if you don't want to. A little privacy for the man and his baby, please? I don't think that's too much to ask. Just one leetle thing...
WHY DID YOU GO AND MAKE A BABY WITH KIM KARDASHIAN, THEN?
Oh Kanye. You can have privacy, or you can have Kim. But you cannot have both. I'm sorry. This is whose tail you chased. You want privacy, date Miranda Finkelbottom. I just made up her name, but let's pretend she's a hot woman with Kim's ass but she's never, ever on TV. Get what I'm saying?
But I'm really looking forward to Kanye's new album, "Yeezus." I'm going to listen to it while drawing pictures of what I think the Kimye baby girl will look like. And I'll make little Kimye baby finger puppets and do pretend interviews with the baby and Barbara Walters since he's never going to let that happen in real life, supposedly. A little baby is never going to be as loopy and bonkers and fascinating as Kanye is anyway. You really have to read that interview -- it's a trip.
Do you think Kanye is delusional in wanting both privacy and Kim Kardashian?
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