Post by Adriana Velez
In today's episode of Why You Shouldn't Become a Drug Smuggler, I give you this horrific story. A woman was busted for smuggling 1.3 kilos of cocaine. IN HER BREASTS. That's about three pounds. A plastic bag of cocaine was surgically inserted into each of her breasts like mother-lovin' breast implants. And oh my god, I hope you are not reading this while you eat your lunch. (BUSTED -- you see what I did there? Never mind. I didn't say that. Moving right along.) Police in a Barcelona airport spotted the Panamanian woman disembarking a plane from Colombia, of course. They say she was "acting funny," and you would act funny, too, if you had half a kilo of coca sewn into your chest. But seriously, the details in this story just get sad.![]()
In today's episode of Why You Shouldn't Become a Drug Smuggler, I give you this horrific story. A woman was busted for smuggling 1.3 kilos of cocaine. IN HER BREASTS. That's about three pounds. A plastic bag of cocaine was surgically inserted into each of her breasts like mother-lovin' breast implants. And oh my god, I hope you are not reading this while you eat your lunch. (BUSTED -- you see what I did there? Never mind. I didn't say that. Moving right along.) Police in a Barcelona airport spotted the Panamanian woman disembarking a plane from Colombia, of course. They say she was "acting funny," and you would act funny, too, if you had half a kilo of coca sewn into your chest. But seriously, the details in this story just get sad.